Ares and Aphrodite’s date spot
Personally I would have thought Paris was more romantic, but Ares and Aphrodite seem to prefer the Tunnel of Love in this old run down theme park. Chances are they haven’t been there recently. Not since Hepheastus, Aphrodite’s husband, made a trap to catch his wife cheating on him. Who would want to be trapped in an empty pool under attack from mean mechanical bronze spiders, while camera-wielding cupid statues broadcast the scene live to Olympus! Not me.