Big frame, a military haircut that always sticks up straight and people like to tell me I have a baby-face.
‘I’m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can’t figure out how!’
I'm lactose intolerant, which sucks because I can't eat ice cream.
Poached egg and bacon on toast, with a glass of orange juice.
Ding dongs, snakes and my life, in any order.
Few people know that:
I once gave indigestion to an elephant.